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A SERVICE CHARGE OF 20% WILL BE ADDED TO ALL PARTIES OF 6 OR MORE – TABS WILL ONLY BE SPLIT A MAX OF 4 WAYS. WE DO THIS TO PROVIDE SERVICE QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY.
A SERVICE CHARGE OF 5% WILL BE ADDED TO ALL FINAL BILLS, 100% OF THIS IS RETAINED BY LIFE ON MARS.
*All N/A spirits may contain a trace amount of alcohol.
Monthly Specials
Check back each month for something new!
Bubbly & Bright
The Opener (15.31% ABV) 16
Flowerbomb – Bombastic – Best seller
Green Tea Vodka, elderflower, lemon, soda
Missy Cross, Life on Mars – 2019
Girl Beer (14.05% ABV) 16
Spiked shandy – Botanical delight – xoxo Gossip Girl
Rainier, gin, amaretto, lemon
Anna Eisch, Life On Mars – 2026
Shaken & Refreshing
Savage Remix (19.17% ABV) 17
Garden gimlet – Might feel healthy – Green thumb
Gin, lemon, fresh asparagus
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2026
The Pink Opaque (13.80% ABV) 16
Savory Funky Daiquiri – Crushable – Esoterically delicious
Furikake infused Sake, Calvados, Miso, Tart Cherry, Lime
Jena Mason, Life On Mars – 2025
Seattle Party (18.34% ABV) 16
Pumpkin Spice, everything nice – Looks like the drink you think
Calvados, black strap rum, pumpkin, foam
Sophie Lang, Life On Mars – 2026
The Prestige (12.73% ABV) 17
Sunshine in a glass – Magic
Aperol, brandy, blood orange, rhubarb, raspberry
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2024
Rogue Boat (18.02% ABV) 18
Kissed by a rose – Picture worthy – Cotton candy clouds
Blanche armagnac brandy, lemon, creme de rose
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2026
Espresso Martini (20% ABV) 18
Wake up call – you know it, you love it
You pick vodka, tequila, rum, or bourbon with averna amaro, coffee liquor
Dick Bradsell, Soho Brasserie, London – 1980’s
Stirred & Sexy
Up From The South (24.91% ABV) 16
Savory sipper – The Toronto of Mexico City – Little, lot of delicious
Tequila reposado, Fernet Valley, agave, bitters
Mark Sassi, Life On Mars – 2026
Clear My Head (26.4% ABV) 16
Salted licorice – Menthol blast – Like standing on a bitter cold Icelandic store
Opal, brennivin, amaro, Malört, root beer bitters
Kraig Rovensky, Amor Y Amargo – 2026
Dark Entries (25.81% ABV) 18
The brooding whiskey bitter one – New fashioned – Nutty noir fest
Whiskey, rye, crowberry, allspice, black walnut bitters
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2024
C.R.E.A.M Punch (Unknown ABV) 15
Enigmatic – Clarified jungle juice – Lazy bartender
Everything, everywhere, all at once, contains nuts and tree nuts
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2026
N/A and Low ABV Cocktails
Two Of Hearts (0.12-2.98% ABV) 15
Sweet spice – Low stakes fun – Bellini madness!
N/A aperitif, sparkling wine, passionfruit, grapefruit, clove, lemon
*We can booze it up with real cava for a low ABV bev!
Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024
Pathfinder Spritz (0.03% ABV) 14
Bitter soda – Earthy and dark – Third eye opening
Pathfinder Hemp & Root, Citrus, Soda
Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2019
High Violet** (0.03% ABV) 15
Strong – Unending Complexity – Your new favorite
Pathfinder Hemp & Root, Almave Ambar, N/A Bitters, Blueberry Coffee Syrup
Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2025
Mesmerize (0.1% ABV) 13
Smokeshow –Peppery – Lasting
Black Pepper infused Pathfinder, Lemon Lapsang Oleo, N/A Bitters
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2025
Pathfinder Negroni (0.5% ABV) 14
Bitter –Herbal – Complex
Pathfinders own canned Negroni. Shotgun the can if you want.
Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2025
Tropic Thunder (0.1% ABV) 15
A jungle bird that won’t knock you down – fruity tootie
N/A rum, Dhos aperitivo, pineapple & cherry juice
Mike Albert, Life On Mars – 2026
ON DRAFT – 14oz Pours
Here Today Rotating Tap Seattle, WA 8
Bale Breaker Pilsner Seattle, WA (4.8% ABV) 7
Rainier Seattle, WA (4.6% ABV) 6
Scuttlebutt KEXP Transistor IPA Seattle, WA (5.6% ABV) 7
Holy Mountain White Lodge Wit Seattle, WA (4.8% ABV) 7
Stiegl Radler Salzburg, Austria (2.5% ABV) 6
Schilling Excelsior Cider Seattle, WA (8.5% ABV) 7
Reuben’s Life on Mars Red IPA, WA (5.9% ABV) 8
BOTTLES AND CANS
Matchless Brewing Rotating Light Beer, Tumwater WA (5% ABV) 5
White Claw Rotating Flavors, Seattle, WA (5% ABV) 6
Ninkasi Brewing, Oatis Oatmeal Stout, Eugene, OR (7.0% ABV) 7
Future Primitive Nazi Punks Fuck Off Pilsner, Seattle, WA (5.4% ABV) 8
Ghostfish Brewing Co Vanishing Point Pale Ale (GF) (5.3% ABV) 7
Yonder Cider Palisades: Blackberry Sage (6.5% ABV) 8
Gruvi N/A IPA or Golden Ale, Denver, CO (0.5% ABV) 6
Gruvi N/A Dry Red Blend, Denver, CO (0.5%ABV) 8
Ask your server what else we have in cans, we are always bringing in one-off specials!
BOILERMAKERS
Death Diviner 14
Can of Matchless Lager, and a mystery shot from the bar; Always mysterious, do you trust us?
Clare, Have You Had Your Fruits? 15
A can of 4 Good Hard Seltzer, and a shot of Stoli Blueberry; it’s important to get your fruits.
Mindful Boilermaker (0.5% ABV) 12
VandeStreek NA Playground IPA and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; A dive bar dream, without the dive bar haze.
WINE
6oz 12
We feature the best fresh wine on tap from around the region.
Sleight of Hand Red Blend
88% Cabernet Sauvignon, 9% Cabernet Franc, 3% Petit Verdot
Columbia Valley, WA
Left Coast Pinot Noir
Willamette Valley, OR
Coelho Pinot Gris
Willamette Valley, OR
Sparkling Cava (5oz only)
Gruvi 8
Can of Non-Alc Dry Red Blend, Denver, Colorado (0.5% ABV)
WINE BY THE BOTTLE
Gård Vintners Freyja White Blend 28
2023, 72% Viognier, 28% Rousanne
Royal City, WA
Baron Fuenté Champagne 58
Charly-Sur-Marne, France
Contact Natural Red Blend 34
42% Grenache, 41% Tempranillo, 17% Syrah
Royal Slope AVA, WA
Sodas & Mixers
Q Ginger Beer 5
Lolo Hops Pomelo Sage Sparkling Beverage 7
Ghia Non-Alcoholic Apertif Lime and Salt 3
Coca Cola/Diet Coke/Coke Zero/Sprite/Seagrams Ginger Ale 3
San Pellegrino Sparkling Water 6