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LIFE ON MARS PAST AND PRESENT

To celebrate our 4 year anniversary of being open, we’ve decided to slap together a short list of fan favorites both from current and menus of yon. Please enjoy some deep cuts from the annals of Mars.

ALSO- grab the other drinks while you still can, there are going to be some very exciting BIG changes to our menu coming soon!

 

The Opener (15.31% ABV) $15

Green Tea infused Wheatley vodka, elderflower, lemon, soda.

A bright and floral vodka soda

Orange Creamsicle Airplane (9.16% ABV) $15

Stravecchio brandy, Cap Corse blanc vermouth, OJ, vanilla, Amaro Ciociaro, aquafaba

Orange Julius yum without the flavor of the plastic mug

Chillwave (17.97% ABV) $15

Gin, Amaro Nonino, lime stuice, Peychaud’s bitters

The stuice is loose!

Atlantic Flyer (21.15% ABV) $20

Cobra Fire Evil Force brandy, Fumus Pumila (more brandy), Capertif, La Quintinye Rouge vermouth, Royal Vantage WA made port

Earthy, fruity, and just a little bit evil

Sazerac (31.16% ABV) $24

Pierre Ferrand 1840 Cognac, Willet Rye, demerara, Peychaud’s bitters

Half Cognac, half Rye whiskey, all delicious

COCKTAILS

Add $1 for To Go Cocktails

 

*All N/A Spirits contain Trace Amounts of Alcohol

 

BIG IN JAPAN (12.15% ABV) $15

Corazon Blanco Tequila, Midori, sage, grapefruit, lime; melon, citrus and a little Tajin for a kick.

Whoever said Midori was just for the club?

HANG ON LITTLE TOMATO (17.19% ABV) $17

Normindia gin, Genziana Feranda, House made Straw-mato puree, Singani 63, Olorosso sherry, Black Pepper

Mix up the different fruits in your basket and watch your mistakes turn into happy accidents

FRIENDSHIP BRACELET (14.68% ABV) $17

Ming River Baiju, Kiyomi Rum, Singani 63, Creme de Banane, Skinos Mastiha, Pineapple, Lemon juice, Zach’s Strawberry Basil and Cucumber shrub

This is the panda mug cocktail~~~

Birds of Paradise (0.03% ABV) $15

Caleno N/A Spiced and White Rum, Giffard N/A Aperitif, house-made pineapple shrub.

A fun riff on a Tiki Classic, The Jungle Bird.

THAT LIFE (24.44% ABV) $15

Fumus Pumila apple brandy, Accompani Flora Green, Blue Curacao, Le Verger apple liqueur, Sfumato amaro, Lime juice, Cane syrup

Mean, green, and ready to make a scene

Blueberry Hill (0.03% ABV) $14

Wilderton Lustre, Wilderton Bittersweet Aperitivo, blueberry shrub, soda.

Fruity, tangy, and an absolute delight.

SORRY YOU'RE NOT A WINNER (18.33% ABV) $16

Boomsma Jenever, Earl Grey Infused Navy Strength Gin, demerara, coconut cream, aquafaba, lemon, soda.

This puppy goes down too easy, creamy, soft tea florality, yet light and refreshing. Sorry, You’re not a winner, but you can’t lose with this one. So insert a coin, Please Try Again!

Pathfinder Spritz (0.03% ABV) $14

Pathfinder Non Alcoholic Amaro, citrus, soda.

Think of those nice summers in Italy, but you didn’t black out after drinking all that Prosecco.

C.R.E.A.M. Punch (??% ABV) $15

A recipe so secret and complex that even our cocktail chefs can’t crack the cipher. The only standard element of this “milk” punch is that it will always be different and it will always be plant based.

sunn O)))) (14.02% ABV) $17

Three Spirit Nightcap, Four Pillars Bloody Shiraz gin, Laird’s apple brandy, Mirto Amaro, Salted Maple syrup

The low hum of the earth. 114 Hz in liquid form. Turn off your brain.

DAWN OF VICTORY (23.68%) $16

Stravecchio brandy, Amaro Amorino, Braulio, Benedictine, a little Saline, Vegan Biscoff cookie

A warm hug from Grandma Jones

ON DRAFT

14 oz pours

Here Today, Rotating- Ask Your Server! $8

Rainier (4.6%) $5

KEXP Transistor IPA (5.6%) $6

Rueben's Porter (5.9%) $8

Holy Mountain Wit (4.8%) $7

Evil Twin Biscotti Stout (11%) $8

Stiegl Radler (2.5%) $6

Schilling Cider (8.5%) $7

BOTTLE & CANS

 

 

Matchless Keller Pills, Mexico Gold Lager (4% ABV) $5

Athletic Brewing Co (0.5% ABV) $6

Upside Dawn Golden Ale (Contains less than 0.5% ALC/ VOL)

4 Good Hard Selzer (5% ABV) $6

Sprezza Bianco Spritz (5.2% ABV) $7

Unity Vibrations Hard Kombucha (9.6% ABV) $9

Ex Novo, Merryin' Berries Gose Style Ale (4.2% ABV) $7

No Boat Brewing Under Under IPA (6.5% ABV) $7

No Boat Brewing Watermelon IPA (6.5% ABV) $7

Off Color Brewing Apex Predator, Farmhouse Ale (6.5% ABV) $8

BOILERMAKERS

Death Diviner $14

Can of Matchless Lager, and a mystery shot from the bar; Always mysterious, do you trust us?

I'm Amazed $15

A Sprezza Bianca Spritz, and a pour of any Amaro of your choosing; A nice dry and bitter can, paired with a nice bitter dram.

Mindful Boilermaker (0% ABV) $12

Athletic Brewing  N/A Golden Hour or IPA, and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; A dive bar dream, without the dive bar haze.

WINE 5oz/8oz

This ain’t no “opened the bottle four days ago” selection.  We feature the best fresh wine on tap from around the region.

Red Blend $10 / $15

Cabernet Blend 2018, Sleight of Hand, WA

Pinot Gris $10 / $15

Coehlo 2020, Willamette Valley, OR

Rose $10 / $15

2022 Mourvedre and Grenache blend, Kind Stranger Wines, Yakima Valley, WA

Sparkling Cava (5oz only) $10

Non-Alcoholic

Mountain Valley Sparkling Water $6

Beneficial Brewing Co Kombucha $5

Ask servers for rotating flavors!

Q Ginger Beer $5

Minor Figures Oat Milk Latte $5

Aurora Pomelo Sage Sparkling Hops Beverage $6

BOTTLE SHOP

Come in to check out our bottle shop selection and cocktail kits – we can help you find what you need to be drinking, like:

Dickel Bottle in Bond Bourbon 2019 Michter’s Bourbon Dickel Bottle in Bond Bourbon 2019 Tiki Lovers Pineapple Amaro Amorino Jeppsons Malort Fernet Branca Royal Jamaican Black Strap Rum And so many more!

WINE BY THE BOTTLE

Spiders From Mars Syrah, 2016, Sleight of Hand Cellars, WA 100