Cocktails & Drinks

River of Deceit (35.69 % ABV) $17

Herradura silver, Condesa pear gin, Dolin Blanc, elderflower

Deth Cult Social Club (27.16 %ABV) 17

oz Jack Daniel’s old no.7, Riga Black Espresso, Meletti amaro
aquafaba, Demerara.

The Opener (15.31% ABV) $14

Green Tea infused Wheatley vodka, elderflower, lemon, soda.

A bright and floral vodka soda

Big In Japan (12.15% ABV) $15

Corazon Blanco Tequila, Midori, sage, grapefruit, lime; melon, citrus and a little Tajin for a kick.

Whoever said Midori was just for the club?

Cutlass Cruiser (ABV 16.16%) $17

Apricot, Za’atar spice infused Paranubes Anejo rum, Olive oil washed Four Pillars Olive Leaf gin, Blume Marillen apricot eau-de-vie, Amaro Amorino, lemon juice, demerara

Vern has very exclusive tastes so get this one while you can send tweet

Feedback in the Fields (ABV 0.03%) $14

Mint infused Damrak 0.0, lime juice, simple syrup, mint leaves

Crushable, slushable, crucial, mintish. That’s all you gotta know.

Sorry You're Not a Winner (18.33% ABV) $16

Boomsma Jenever, Earl Grey Infused Navy Strength Gin, demerara, coconut Cream, aquafaba, lemon, soda.

This puppy goes down too easy, creamy, soft tea florality, yet light and refreshing. Sorry, You’re not a winner, but you can’t lose with this one. So insert a coin, Please Try Again!

Birds of Paradise (0.03% ABV) $14

Lyre’s N/A Spiced and White Rum, Giffard N/A Aperitif, house-made pineapple shrub.

A fun riff on a Tiki Classic, The Jungle Bird.

The Daoist (14.14% ABV) $16

Plantation Dark Rum, Ming River Baijiu, Cap Corse Blanc Quinaquina, passionfruit, lychee, aquafaba, coconut, orgeat.

A creamy, tart Chinese-inspired tiki drink that’s as tasty as it is adorable.

Eyes of the World N/A (0.03% ABV) $14

Pathfinder N/A Amaro, Giffard N/A Aperitif, Wilderton Earthen N/A Spirit, Basil Mint Red Peppercorn shrub, topped with Aurora Pomelo Sage Hop Soda.

Bright and tart front palate, rich and earthy mid palate, finished with a bright and tingly effervescence.

Fire Starter (ABV 0.03%) $14

Tenneyson Ginger, Ritual Whiskey Replacement, Dhos Orange, lemon juice, salted maple syrup, ginger beer

Time to get lucky in Kentucky, my twisted fire stahhrtahh.

Them Changes (ABV 22.13%) $15

X-Gin, Trois Rivieres, Cacao nib infused Balcones Texas rye, Averna, Cocchi Vermouth di Torino, aquafaba, grapefruit juice, salted maple syrup

We didn’t try to make it taste like an adult Yoohoo but here we are. This drink went through so many iterations that we just had to go with this name, please enjoy chocolate drink thank you. 

Blueberry Hill N/A (0.03% ABV) $14

Ritual Non-Alcoholic Gin, DHOS N/A Red Bitter, blueberry shrub, soda.

Fruity, tangy, and an absolute delight.

Pathfinder Spritz N/A (0.03% ABV) $14

Pathfinder Non Alcoholic Amaro, citrus, soda.

Think of those nice summers in Italy, but you didn’t black out after drinking all that Prosecco.

C.R.E.A.M. Punch (??% ABV) $15

A recipe so secret and complex that even our cocktail chefs can’t crack the cipher. The only standard element of this “milk” punch is that it will always be different and it will always be plant based.

Hey Moon (ABV 0.03%) $14

Ritual Whiskey Replacement, Lyre’s Amaretti, aquafaba, lemon juice, demerara, saline

Dreamy heady clouds that taste like sarsaparilla and almonds, get into it!!

She Wants Revenge (22.10% ABV) $14

Banhez Mezcal, Cocchi  Rosa, Nardini Red Bitter, Chareau, Hopped Grapefruit Bitters.

Smokey, velvety, and full of life.

Fell in Love at 22 (ABV 25.46%) $15

Amaro Ciociaro, Dickel rye infused with peppers and rosemary, Amargo de Chile, Xocolatl Mole bitters

Malbert picked a peck of Dickel Peppers, a peck of Dickel peppers did Malbert pick a peck. If you can tell us what the heck a peck is we will give you this drink and tell Malbert. We will also give you this drink if you order it. 

Semi-Constructive Criticism (ABV 30.74%) $16

St. George Baller single malt, Brucato Chaparral amaro, Farretti Biscotti liqueur, Fernet Branca

A cold and bitter side of chocolate to match the darkness of your soul – basically the exact opposite of the drinks creator.

Dark Entries (25.41% ABV) $15

Here Today, Glass Arrows Fruited Wheat Ale (5.6%) $7

Rainier (4.6%) $5

Scuttlebutt KEXP Transistor IPA (5.6%) $7

Ruebens, Porter (5.9%) $8

Holy Mountain, Wit (4.8%) $7

Stoup (rotating- ask your server!) $8

Stiegl Radler (2.5%) $6

Schilling Cider (8.5%) $7

Matchless Lil' Cutie Pils, Dry Hopped Pilsner (4.9%) $5

Athletic Brewing Co (0.05%) $6

Upside Dawn Golden Ale (Contains less than 0.5% ALC/ VOL)

Nectar Hard Seltzer (4.7%) $6

Ask your server for available flavors!

Sprezza Bianco Spritz (5.2%) $7

Unity Vibrations Hard Kombucha (9.6% ABV) $9

Ex Novo, Cactus Wins the Lottery Berliner Weisse Sour Ale with Prickly Pear (4.2%) $7

Evil Twin Brewing Orange Soda Sour Ales (5% ABV) $8

Death Diviner $13

Can of Matchless Lager, and a mystery shot from the bar; Always mysterious, do you trust us?

I'm Amazed $15

A Sprezza Bianca Spritz, and a pour of any Amaro of your choosing; A nice dry and bitter can, paired with a nice bitter dram.

Bitter Season (0% ABV) $12

Casamara Amaro Soda, and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; Bitter, with a chaser of bitter, Or just add the bitter to the bitter. Bitter is better.

Mindful Boilermaker (0% ABV) $12

Athletic Brewing  N/A Golden Hour or IPA, and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; A dive bar dream, without the dive bar haze.

Red Blend $9 / $14

Cabernet Blend 2018, Sleight of Hand, WA

Pinot Gris $9 / $14

Coehlo, Willamette Valley, OR

Barbera d'Asti $9 / $14

2018 Cantine Povero, Piedemont region, Italy

Sparkling Cava (5oz only) $9

Mountain Valley Sparkling Water $6

Beneficial Brewing Co Kombucha $5

Ask servers for rotating flavors!

Q Ginger Beer $5

Minor Figures Oat Milk Latte $5

Casamara Club, Sparkling Amaro Soft Drink $4

Aurora Pomelo Sage Sparkling Hops Beverage $6