COCKTAILS & DRINKS

A SERVICE CHARGE OF 20% WILL BE ADDED TO ALL TAKE-OUT ORDERS AND PARTIES OF 6 OR MORE – TABS WILL ONLY BE SPLIT A MAX OF 4 WAYS. WE DO THIS TO PROVIDE SERVICE QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY. 

The Life on Mars Cocktail menu is simplified for you to enjoy. First we explore originals from Life on Mars, followed by six cocktail templates in their elemental form. We hope this helps you find the drinks you love, and keeps you coming back for more!

*All N/A spirits contain a trace amount of alcohol.

Monthly Specials

Check back each month for something new!

The Rainbow Connection 15
Tequila, Midori, Suze, Lime, Sage, Foam, Big frog energy

Wildwood Flower  15
10 to 1 White Rum, Smoky Apple Brandy, Genziana Ferranda, Absinthe, E.V.O.O.

 

Shaken & Refreshing

Staff Pick: Sherry Cobbler (12.99% ABV)  17

Enigmatic – Clarified – Jungle juice

Everything, everywhere, all at once, contains nuts and tree nuts

Jerry Thomas’ Bartenders Guide – 1862

Trust Fall (16.04% ABV) 18

Fruit snacks – “cin-sational” – PANDA MUG*

Ming River Baiju, Misguided Spirits Red Sky Rum, passionfruit, grapefruit, lime cinnamon (*theft of panda mug results in $50 charge)

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024

The Opener (15.31% ABV) 16

Bombastic – Best seller – Flowerbomb

Green Tea infused Wheatley Vodka, elderflower, lemon, soda 

Missy Cross, Life on Mars – 2019

Hot Chip (13.71% ABV) 16

Chippy – Classic Combo – TAKIs

Reposado tequila, Mango liqueur and sorbet, lime, hot chip infused Nixta liqueur

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024

Espresso Martini (20% ABV) 15

Pillowy  – A little herbal – Wake up call

Mr.Black coffee liqueur, Averna amaro, and a choice of vodka, tequila or bourbon as the base

Dick Bradsell, Soho Brasserie, London – 1980’s

Hollaback Girl  (0.03% ABV) 15

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! – Nostalgic – Minions

Free Spirit “Bourbon”, Abstinence Cape Spice, banana almond pudding, nutmeg, lemon

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024

Pathfinder Spritz (0.03% ABV) 14

Third eye – Its own league – Hemp

Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro, grapefruit, soda 

Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2019

Birds of Paradise (0.03% ABV) 15

Sun-kissed – Easy – Equatorial

Caleno, Giffard Aperitif, pineapple shrub 

Brendan Newcomb, Life on Mars – 2022

 

STIRRED & SEXY

Sazerac From Mars (31.62% ABV) 24

Simple – NOLA – Liquid sunset

Pierre Ferrand 1840 Cognac, Willet Rye, Demerara, Peychaud’s bitters, Angostura 

Jerry Thomas, Bartenders Guide & Bon Vivants Companion – 1862

I Never Loved You (22.74% ABV) 18

Concho belt – Scorched Ice – Improved

Ojo de tigre mezcal, Altos anejo, apple liqueur, Cap Corse blanc, Becherovka

Kristian Dunn, Life on Mars – 2023

Dark Entries (25.81% ABV) 18

Brooding – Noir-fest – New Fashioned

Maker’s Mark, Sazerac Rye, Crowberry, Sfumato, Allspice, Bitters

Alyssa Fecarotta, Life on Mars – 2022

Kimmi in a Rice Field (20.27% ABV) 16

Earthbound – Textural – Garden of bitter delights

Genmaicha infused Apostoles gin, Nardini red bitter, Guerin Rouge vermouth, Candy Cap bitters

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024

Save a Horse (21.13% ABV) 15

Mushroom Trip – Esoteric – Ass kicker

Pisco, Horseradish gin, Cocchi Americano, Suze, lemon oleo

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2023

C.R.E.A.M. Punch (Unknown% ABV) 14

Enigmatic – Clarified – Jungle juice

Everything, everywhere, all at once, contains nuts and tree nuts 

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2023

NApalm Death (0.03% ABV) 18

Wet – Dry – Sharp

Aplos Arise, Roots Divino Blanc, NLL Midnight Sun, NLL Aegean Sea

Veronica Bardue, Life on Mars – 2023

 

Big Iron (0.5% ABV) 14

Smokeshow – Metallic lemon – Lasting

Pathfinder, Giffard Aperitivo, black ginger, lemon, lapsang tea

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2023

 

ON DRAFT – 14oz Pours

Here Today Rotating Tap Seattle, WA 8

Bale Breaker Pilsner Seattle, WA (4.8%)  7

Rainier (4.6%)  Seattle, WA 5

Scuttlebutt KEXP Transistor IPA (5.6%) Seattle, WA 7

Holy Mountain Wit (4.8%) Seattle, WA 7

Stiegl Radler (2.5%) Salzburg, Austria 6

Schilling Cider (8.5%) Seattle, WA 7

Rueben’s Porter (5.9%) Seattle, WA 8

 

BOTTLES AND CANS

Matchless Brewing Rotating Light Beer  5

4Good Hard Seltzer – POG (5% ABV) 6

Sprezza Bianco Spritz (5.2% ABV) 7

Ghostfish Brewing – Vanishing Point Pale Ale (GF) (5.3% ABV) 7

Yonder Cider – Palisades: Blackberry Sage (6.5% ABV) 8

VandeStreek NA Playground IPA, Utrecht, NE (0.5% ABV) 5

Reubens Life on Mars Imperial IPA, Utrecht, NE (8.2% ABV) 8

Ask your server what else we have in cans, we are always bringing in one-off specials!

BOILERMAKERS

I’m Amazed 15

A Sprezza Bianca Spritz, and a pour of any Amaro of your choosing; A nice dry and bitter can, paired with a nice bitter dram.

Death Diviner 14

Can of Matchless Lager, and a mystery shot from the bar; Always mysterious, do you trust us?

 
Clare, Have You Had Your Fruits? 15

A can of 4 Good Hard Seltzer, and a shot of Stoli Blueberry; it’s important to get your fruits.

Mindful Boilermaker (0.5% ABV) 12

VandeStreek NA Playground IPA and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; A dive bar dream, without the dive bar haze.

 

WINE

5oz 10/ 8oz 15

We feature the best fresh wine on tap from around the region.

Sleight of Hand Red Blend
88% Cabernet Sauvignon, 9% Cabernet Franc, 3% Petit Verdot
Columbia Valley, WA

Coelho Pinot Gris
Willamette Valley, OR

Kind Stranger Rose
Columbia Valley, WA

Sparkling Cava (5oz only)

 

WINE BY THE BOTTLE

Civic Winery White Pinot Noir $40
2022, Elkton, OR

Two Vintners Waiting List Syrah $65
2020, Yakima Valley, WA

Land Mass Heavy Glow Sparkling Rose $40
2022, Columbia Gorge

Sodas & Mixers

Ghia Non Alcoholic Aperitif Rotating Flavors  7 
Mountain Valley Sparkling Water 6
Beneficial Brewing Co Kombucha 5
Q Ginger Beer 5
Minor Figures Oat Milk Latte 5
Aurora Pomelo Sage Sparkling Hops Beverage 6
Wildwonder Rotating Flavor Pre+Probiotic Sparkling Beverage 7
Coca Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Seagrams Ginger ale 3