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The Life on Mars Cocktail menu is innovative and spirited for you to enjoy. We offer both alcoholic and zero or low ABV cocktails. We hope this helps you find the drinks you love, and keeps you coming back for more! Always ask one of our incredible bartenders or servers for their recommendations!

*All N/A spirits may contain a trace amount of alcohol.

Monthly Specials

Check back each month for something new! 

Shaken & Refreshing

The Opener (15.31% ABV)  16

Bombastic – Best seller – Flowerbomb

Green Tea infused Misguided Vodka, elderflower, lemon, soda

Missy Cross, Life on Mars – 2019

Strange Magic (12.96% ABV) 16

Tropical Fruit Snacks – Boo Loo Riff – PANDA MUG*

Ming River Baiju, Misguided Spirits Red Sky Rum, Royal Caribbean Blackstrap, pineapple, lime, Spicy “Honey” (*theft of panda mug results in $50 charge)

Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2025

The Pink Opaque (13.80% ABV) 15

Savory Funky Daiquiri – Crushable – Esoterically delicious

Furikake infused Sake, Calvados, Miso, Tart Cherry, Lime

Jena Mason, Life On Mars – 2025

Swan Song (15.47% ABV) 16

Lasting piquant – Nasturtium kick – Made by digital bees

Bloody Shiraz gin, Myrtleberry amaro, pimento, lemon, hot hibiscus Mellody “honey”

Veronica Bardue, Life on Mars – 2024

Espresso Martini(20% ABV) 15

Pillowy – A little herbal – Wake up call

Mr. Black Coffee liqueur, Averna amaro, and choice of vodka, tequila, or bourbon as the base

Dick Bradsell, Soho Brasserie, London – 1980’s

The Prestige (12.73% ABV) 16

Patio sunshine crusher – Aperol Spritz on Steroids – Magic

Stravecchio Branca, Aperol, Mommenpop Blood Orange, Rhubarb, Raspberry, Lemon, Bitters

Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars– 2025

Stirred & Sexy

Mars Monte Carlo (22.74% ABV) 18

Under appreciated classic – NOLA – Herbal nightcap 

Life on Mars barrel pick Sazerac rye, Benedictine, Bitters

Hyman Gale & Gerald F. Marco, The How and When. New Orleans – 1937

Bête Noir (17.78% ABV) 14

Herbal wild Negroni – Bitter Dark Chocolate – Good? Bad? Drink 5 you still won’t know

Cap Corse Rouge Quina, Om Chocolate, Extra Bitter Ciociaro, Letherbee Vernal Horseradish Gin
Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2025

Dark Entries (25.81% ABV) 18

Brooding – Noir-fest – New fashioned

Maker’s Mark, Sazerac Rye, Crowberry, Sfumato, Allspice, black walnut bitters

Alyssa Fecarotta, Life On Mars – 2022

Amarillo (23.50% ABV) 15

Texas Sunrise – Cadillac Ranch – Yellow rose

Misguided Tequila, Giffard Pineapple, Ginger, Marigold, Amargo De Chili, Bitters

Sophie Lang, Life on Mars – 2025

C.R.E.A.M Punch (Unknown ABV) 14

Enigmatic – Clarified – Jungle juice

Everything, everywhere, all at once, contains nuts and tree nuts

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2023

N/A and Low ABV Cocktails

Two Of Hearts (0.12-2.98% ABV) 15

Sweet spice – Low stakes fun – Bellini madness!

NLL Midnight Sun, passionfruit, grapefruit, clove, lemon, Non-alc sparkling wine ***We can booze it up with real cava for a low ABV bev!

Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024

Pathfinder Spritz (0.03% ABV) 14

Third eye – Its own league – Hemp

Pathfinder non-alcoholic Amaro, citrus, soda

Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2019

Florida Beach (0.03% ABV) 15

Sun-kissed – Easy – Equatorial

Almave Blanco, Wilderton Bittersweet, pineapple shrub, lime, N/A bitters

Mike Albert, Life on Mars – 2025

High Violet (0.03% ABV) 15

Strong – Unending Complexity – Your new favorite

Pathfinder Hemp & Root, Almave Ambar, N/A Bitters, Blueberry Coffee Syrup

Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2025

Mesmerize (0.5% ABV) 13

Smokeshow –Peppery – Lasting

Black Pepper infused Pathfinder, Lemon Lapsang Oleo, N/A Bitters 

Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2025

Pathfinder Negroni (0.5% ABV) 14

Bitter –Herbal – Complex

Pathfinders own canned Negroni. Pathfinder, and a proprietary Redbitter and Gin. Stirred down, like a proper Negroni.

Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2025

Kraig Rovensky, Life On Mars – 2025

ON DRAFT – 14oz Pours

Here Today Rotating Tap Seattle, WA 8

Bale Breaker Pilsner Seattle, WA (4.8% ABV) 7

Rainier Seattle, WA (4.6% ABV) 6

Scuttlebutt KEXP Transistor IPA Seattle, WA (5.6% ABV) 7

Holy Mountain White Lodge Wit Seattle, WA (4.8% ABV) 7

Stiegl Radler Salzburg, Austria (2.5% ABV) 6

Schilling Excelsior Cider Seattle, WA (8.5% ABV) 7

Reuben’s Porter Seattle, WA (5.9% ABV) 8

 

BOTTLES AND CANS

Matchless Brewing Rotating Light Beer, Tumwater WA (5% ABV) 5

White Claw Rotating Flavors, Seattle, WA (5% ABV) 6

Future Primitive Nazi Punks Fuck Off Pilsner, Seattle, WA (5.4% ABV) 8

Sprezza Bianco Spritz (5.2% ABV) 7

Ghostfish Brewing Co Vanishing Point Pale Ale (GF) (5.3% ABV) 7

Yonder Cider Palisades: Blackberry Sage (6.5% ABV) 8

Gruvi N/A IPA or Golden Ale, Denver, CO (0.5% ABV) 6

Gruvi Non-Alc Dry Red Blend, Denver, Colorado (0.5% ABV) 8

Ask your server what else we have in cans, we are always bringing in one-off specials!

BOILERMAKERS

I’m Amazed 15

A Sprezza Bianca Spritz, and a pour of any Amaro of your choosing; A nice dry and bitter can, paired with a nice bitter dram.

Death Diviner 14

Can of Matchless Lager, and a mystery shot from the bar; Always mysterious, do you trust us?

Clare, Have You Had Your Fruits? 15

A can of 4 Good Hard Seltzer, and a shot of Stoli Blueberry; it’s important to get your fruits.

Mindful Boilermaker (0.5% ABV) 12

VandeStreek NA Playground IPA and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; A dive bar dream, without the dive bar haze.

 

WINE

5oz 10/ 8oz 15

We feature the best fresh wine on tap from around the region.

Sleight of Hand Red Blend

88% Cabernet Sauvignon, 9% Cabernet Franc, 3% Petit Verdot

Columbia Valley, WA

Coelho Pinot Gris

Willamette Valley, OR

Triennes Rosé

Provence, France

Sparkling Cava (5oz only)

Gruvi 8

Can of Non-Alc Dry Red Blend, Denver, Colorado (0.5% ABV)

 

 

WINE BY THE BOTTLE

Gård Vintners Freyja White Blend 28

2023, 72% Viognier, 28% Rousanne

Royal City, WA

Ram Cellars Gruner Veltiner 35

Willamette Valley, WA

Baron Fuenté Champagne 58

Charly-Sur-Marne, France

Contact Natural Red Blend 34

42% Grenache, 41% Tempranillo, 17% Syrah

Royal Slope AVA, WA

Two Vintners Waiting List Syrah 65

2020, Yakima Valley, WA

Land Mass Heavy Glow Sparkling Rosé 40

2022, Columbia Gorge

Noughty Cellars Non-Alc Syrah 32

La Mancha, Spain

Noughty Cellars Non-Alc Sparkling Rosé 28

La Mancha, Spain

Prima Pavé Blanc De Blancs 60

Non-Alc Sparkling

Trenton, Italy

Sodas & Mixers

Ghia Non-Alcoholic Aperitif Rotating Flavors 7

Beneficial Brewing Co Kombucha 5

Q Ginger Beer 5

Aurora Pomelo Sage Sparkling Hops Beverage 6

Coca Cola/Diet Coke/Sprite/Seagrams Ginger Ale 3

Saratoga Still Spring Water (non-carbonated) 28oz 8

Saratoga Spring Sparkling Water 28oz 8

Mountain Valley Sparkling Water 6