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The Life on Mars Cocktail menu is innovative and spirited for you to enjoy. We offer both alcoholic and zero or low ABV cocktails. We hope this helps you find the drinks you love, and keeps you coming back for more! Always ask one of our incredible bartenders or servers for their recommendations!
*All N/A spirits may contain a trace amount of alcohol.
Monthly Specials
Check back each month for something new!
Shaken & Refreshing
The Opener (15.31% ABV) 16
Bombastic – Best seller – Flowerbomb
Green Tea infused Misguided Vodka, elderflower, lemon, soda
Missy Cross, Life on Mars – 2019
Trust Fall (16.04% ABV) 18
Fruit Snacks – “cin-sational” – PANDA MUG*
Ming River Baiju, Misguided Spirits Red Sky Rum, passionfruit, grapefruit, lime, cinnamon (*theft of panda mug results in $50 charge)
Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024
Crazy Horse (12.27% ABV) 15
A bloody mary made in the dark – Green herbed pineapple – The weirdest drink
Calvados, Horseradish gin, Cocchi Americano, Suze, lemon oleo, pineapple
Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024
Swan Song (15.47% ABV) 16
Lasting piquant – Nasturtium kick – Made by digital bees
Bloody Shiraz gin, Myrtleberry amaro, pimento, lemon, hot hibiscus Mellody “honey”
Veronica Bardue, Life on Mars – 2024
Espresso Martini(20% ABV) 15
Pillowy – A little herbal – Wake up call
Mr. Black Coffee liqueur, Averna amaro, and choice of vodka, tequila, or bourbon as the base
Dick Bradsell, Soho Brasserie, London – 1980’s
Stirred & Sexy
Staff Pick Cocktail: Vesper (24.15% ABV) 17
Golden apple- Black beret and sunglasses at night – Dreamy martini
Cuentacuentos Mezcal Life on Mars edition, Normindia gin, Lofi sweet vermouth, green strawberry bitters, absinthe
“Casino Royale”, Ian Fleming (yes, James Bond) – 1953
Sazerac From Mars (31.62% ABV) 24
Simple – NOLA – liquid sunset
Pierre Ferrand 1840 Cognac, LOM barrel pick Sazerac rye, Demerara, Peychaud’s bitters, Angostura
Jerry Thomas, Bartenders Guide & Bon Vivants Companion – 1862
Dark Entries (25.81% ABV) 18
Brooding – Noir-fest – New fashioned
Maker’s Mark, Sazerac Rye, Crowberry, Sfumato, Allspice, black walnut bitters
Alyssa Fecarotta, Life On Mars – 2022
Hot House (18.93% ABV) 17
Tomato – Tomahto – To me too!
Pico de Gallo rested Vieja Taberna tequila, Mommenpop Blood Orange, Brucato Orchards amaro, Montenegro, tomato chips
Veronica Bardue, Life on Mars – 2022
Kimmi In A Rice Field (20.27% ABV) 16
Earthbound – Textural – Garden of bitter delights
Genmaicha infused Apostoles gin, Nardini Red Bitter, Guerin Rouge vermouth, Candy Cap bitters
Veronica Bardue, Life on Mars – 2023
C.R.E.A.M Punch (Unknown ABV) 14
Enigmatic – Clarified – Jungle juice
Everything, everywhere, all at once, contains nuts and tree nuts
Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2023
N/A and Low ABV Cocktails
Two Of Hearts (0.12-2.98% ABV) 15
Sweet spice – Low stakes fun – Bellini madness!
NLL Midnight Sun, passionfruit, grapefruit, clove, lemon, Non-alc sparkling wine ***We can booze it up with real cava for a low ABV bev!
Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2024
Pathfinder Spritz (0.03% ABV) 14
Third eye – Its own league – Hemp
Pathfinder non-alcoholic Amaro, citrus, soda
Kraig Rovensky, Life on Mars – 2019
Birds Of Paradise (0.03% ABV) 15
Sun-kissed – Easy – Equatorial
Caleno, Giffard Aperitif, pineapple shrub
Brendan Newcomb, Life on Mars – 2022
Like Whiskey (0.03% ABV) 14
Autumn – Simple decadence – Red Velvet
Free Spirits ‘bourbon’, Roots Divino Rouge ‘vermouth’, Pathfinder, chai
Veronica Bardue, Life on Mars – 2023
Big Iron (0.05% ABV) 14
Smokeshow – Metallic lemon – Lasting
Pathfinder, Giffard Apertif, black ginger, lemon, lapsang tea
Veronica Bardue, Life On Mars – 2023
ON DRAFT – 14oz Pours
Here Today Rotating Tap Seattle, WA 8
Bale Breaker Pilsner Seattle, WA (4.8% ABV) 7
Rainier Seattle, WA (4.6% ABV) 6
Scuttlebutt KEXP Transistor IPA Seattle, WA (5.6% ABV) 7
Holy Mountain White Lodge Wit Seattle, WA (4.8% ABV) 7
Stiegl Radler Salzburg, Austria (2.5% ABV) 6
Schilling Excelsior Cider Seattle, WA (8.5% ABV) 7
Reuben’s Porter Seattle, WA (5.9% ABV) 8
BOTTLES AND CANS
Matchless Brewing Rotating Light Beer, Tumwater WA (5% ABV) 5
White Claw Rotating Flavors, Seattle, WA (5% ABV) 6
Future Primitive Nazi Punks Fuck Off Pilsner, Seattle, WA (5.4% ABV) 8
Sprezza Bianco Spritz (5.2% ABV) 7
Ghostfish Brewing Co Vanishing Point Pale Ale (GF) (5.3% ABV) 7
Yonder Cider Palisades: Blackberry Sage (6.5% ABV) 8
Vandestreek Playground Non-Alc IPA, Utrecht, Netherlands (0.5% ABV) 6
Gruvi Non-Alc Dry Red Blend, Denver, Colorado (0.5% ABV) 8
Ask your server what else we have in cans, we are always bringing in one-off specials!
BOILERMAKERS
I’m Amazed 15
A Sprezza Bianca Spritz, and a pour of any Amaro of your choosing; A nice dry and bitter can, paired with a nice bitter dram.
Death Diviner 14
Can of Matchless Lager, and a mystery shot from the bar; Always mysterious, do you trust us?
Clare, Have You Had Your Fruits? 15
A can of 4 Good Hard Seltzer, and a shot of Stoli Blueberry; it’s important to get your fruits.
Mindful Boilermaker (0.5% ABV) 12
VandeStreek NA Playground IPA and a shot of Pathfinder Non-Alcoholic Amaro; A dive bar dream, without the dive bar haze.
WINE
5oz 10/ 8oz 15
We feature the best fresh wine on tap from around the region.
Sleight of Hand Red Blend
88% Cabernet Sauvignon, 9% Cabernet Franc, 3% Petit Verdot
Columbia Valley, WA
Coelho Pinot Gris
Willamette Valley, OR’
Weather Station Sauvignon Blanc
Columbia Valley, OR
Sparkling Cava (5oz only)
Gruvi 8
Can of Non-Alc Dry Red Blend, Denver, Colorado (0.5% ABV)
WINE BY THE BOTTLE
Gård Vintners Freyja White Blend 28
2023, 72% Viognier, 28% Rousanne
Royal City, WA
Ram Cellars Gruner Veltiner 35
Willamette Valley, WA
Baron Fuenté Champagne 58
Charly-Sur-Marne, France
Contact Natural Red Blend 34
42% Grenache, 41% Tempranillo, 17% Syrah
Royal Slope AVA, WA
Two Vintners Waiting List Syrah 65
2020, Yakima Valley, WA
Land Mass Heavy Glow Sparkling Rosé 40
2022, Columbia Gorge
Noughty Cellars Non-Alc Syrah 32
La Mancha, Spain
Prima Pavé Blanc De Blancs 60
Non-Alc Sparkling
Trenton, Italy
Sodas & Mixers
Ghia Non-Alcoholic Aperitif Rotating Flavors 7
Beneficial Brewing Co Kombucha 5
Q Ginger Beer 5
Aurora Pomelo Sage Sparkling Hops Beverage 6
Coca Cola/Diet Coke/Sprite/Seagrams Ginger Ale 3
Saratoga Still Spring Water (non-carbonated) 28oz 8
Saratoga Spring Sparkling Water 28oz 8
Mountain Valley Sparkling Water 6